*Worshippers at HN;* From the Eccentrics to the Cool, Calm, and Collected. Yearly, a teeming group of worship enthusiasts storm the ancient city of Ogere on the 21st of August with the sole aim of worshipping God through the night in preparation for the grand finale of the Tabeiorar festival. Just as it is with every place that is filled with people, diversity is bound to exist. Over the years, the HN parakeet has taken it upon itself to study the categories of worshippers that grace the HN year in, and year out. Below are the most memorable categories. If you belong to any of the categories, do well to catch your sub??? *The Enthusiastic Dancers* This category of worshippers is always moving, whether it’s jumping, twirling, or full-on dancing. They express their joy and worship through exuberant physical movement. The kind of energy they expend when dancing is second to none. If you sit beside these ones, just be careful not to let their dancing hands or feet hit you. *The Deep Reflectors* With eyes closed and hands lifted, these worshippers are deeply engaged in a personal, introspective experience. Let someone do as little as coughing into the microphone and they immediately enter intense worship mode. Throughout the night, they maintain a sober look that makes it look like they are silently praying or meditating on the lyrics. *The Loud Proclaimer* For HN, these ones ought to be called the whistle blowers. They sing at the top of their voice (most times offbeat). And when they are not screaming the lyrics, they are blowing their whistle at a pitch that is almost deafening Watch out for "Amen,” “Hallelujah,” and other Christian slangs/affirmations screamers. Ba dem full this gang. *The Emotional Mover* This is a minority group but they definitely exist. These are the criers/weepers of the night. Any soulful worship gets them teary because the lyrics of songs communes deeply with their spirit. Also common in this category is their affinity to easily get caught up in trance. Our assumption is that how vulnerable they are in the place of worship is what makes them easily assesible by the Holy Spirit. Their emotional connection to the worship is evident, often stirring empathy in others. *The Drama Kings and Queens*: These ones are known for their exaggerated reactions, this individual might "faint" or dramatically fall to their knees at the height of a song. Their theatrical expressions often draw amused glances from those around them. *The Overly Zealous Clapper*: These people clap off-beat and with such vigour that it can be distracting. Their enthusiasm is undeniable, but their rhythm might be a bit questionable. *The Awkward Dancer*: The clappers and the people in this category dey the same group chat. These ones love dancing, albeit in a hilarious manner. They are always the first to jump up to dance, but their steps lacking coordination, this worshipper's moves are a mix of unique and humorous. Their joy is evident, even if their dancing skills aren’t quite there. *The Praise Selfie Taker* 'The tiktokers and influencers of our time.' These ones are more focused on capturing the perfect worship moment for social media. They are constantly taking selfies and videos. They seem to spend as much time with their phone as they do with their hands raised in praise. *The Perpetual latecomers*: These ones never get to the worship arena early but always crave the front seat. You can spot them usurping seats reserved for guest and trying to claim that everyone is equal. If you dey this group, abeg change for the better this year. Till the next ??? Your HN Parakeet ?